Rushing Through Winter to Get to Spring
Posted By admin on May 6, 2012
Henry went to his first major league baseball game last weekend (tenth row, Rockies vs. Mets, grand slam in the 8th inning that tied things 4-4, Mets won it in the 11th inning) and there’s this really cute picture that I want to post of me and him, but I realized that I can’t just skip from December to May without blogging about January through April (Really? I’m five months behind?), so I’m going to zoom through the winter months in a couple of posts so that we can get to the baseball game.
So what’s new with Henry? His new favorite foods are Kale chips (which I make), edamame (which I’ve planted in our garden – here’s hoping), and roasted seaweed strips (which I buy but I’m wondering how easy it would be to make). He says edamame and guacamole with a Spanish accent. The other day I caught him singing The Flobots’ “I can ride my bike with no handlebars” under his breath, and yesterday that pernicious song by Gotye came on and he said, “Mama, Somebody That I Used to Know” is on! He’s really into nutrition and his body these days, and if you ask him what fiber does, he’ll tell you that “it gives your intestines a scrub.” I taught him that. Floyd bought him his first reading books and he’s sounding out words. He’s a madman on his two-wheeler. When he and I ride our bikes at night, we pretend we’re hoot owls. And he threw his pool noodle out the car window.
Here’s some Henry conversations:
Me – Putting my hair up in the bathroom mirror.
H – Walking past the bathroom: Hi, beautiful.
Henry: Mama, who won the contest?
Me: What contest?
Henry: The America Obama contest?
H: Mama, how do you get sand out of your bum?
M: Oh, you have to take a bath or a shower.
H: You know what, mama? There are special pools to get sand out of your bum.
M: There are?
H: Yep. They suck the sand right out of your bum (zzzppp sucking sound) and take it back to the beach.
M: Wow. That sounds amazing.
(A few minutes of silence in which I thought the conversation about how to get sand out of your ass was over)
H: You know what, mama? Those pools are very, very, very far away.
M: As far away as Aya and Papa’s house?
H: Much further, further, further, further. They are at the north pole!
M: Wow, have you been to one of those pools at the north pole?
H: Mumbles I don’t know what in what I believe is his attempt to get out of the question.
H: In the pools they suck the sand out of your bum (zzzppp sucking sound again) and they put the sand in baskets. And then there’s pathways to take the sand back to the beach or the sandbox. They can go all the way to Florida!
M: And that’s how you get sand out of your bum?
H: That’s how.
Henry gave me a necklace to wear to school one day in March. He asked me if I was going to show it to my students. I said, “of course.” He asked me if they knew about him. I said, “ALL about you.” He said, “Tell them that I know all their names and that I can read their minds and that I can see inside their bodies!”
Okay, and what you’ve just skimmed all that text to get to – some photos:
Henry watching a movie with his “big” friend Benji. I feel like this gives me a peek into the teenage years.
This next photo isn’t actually of Henry, but of his friend Maddox pretending to smoke Floyd’s pipe (all you parents out there, doesn’t that make you want to leave your children in our care for hours on end?).
Maddox is unbelievably adorable. He’s also a mad hellion with a scream like a banshee. But he’s so frigging adorable, I can’t hold anything against him. And he says things like this:
Maddox: I love you inside your glasses.
Me: How ’bout I take off my glasses? Is that better?
Maddox: Now I love you inside your eyes. Henry, where do you love her?
Here is another conversation he had with Laurel, our downstairs neighbor who comes up to play often:
Maddox (3): I’m going to be Carrot Girl!
Laurel (6), with infinite wisdom: You’re going to need a headband.
I seriously can’t take these kids.
Last photo. Henry playing guitar with his daddy in his usual around the house outfit.





















































































































